Squint those sunbathed eyes and use your telepathic powers to misplace the carbon he emitted as he yelled at you to clean up the dog piss.
The carbon he emitted, the carbon dioxide which is an organic element taught to me, i know its presence is a fact, the misplaced carbon his own emission have your body hold it in mid air to set it down on the mantle and everything will be ok.
Telepathic. not physical. Think scorpian stances and flailing arms but dont act upon it. Send send mail to the post man ive yet to meet him.