i ate breakfast blinked and found my dress on the other end of the field in a boys hand

i found the same safety spread back on my blankets and heard a familiar song from a baby

i went to do a load of laundry found a child on the dryer and got lost for four hours

i went to sleep in my backyard on my birthday, woke up in a tent and it was your birthday.

did i literally go through four males this summer.